Jagged Little Pill

Alanis Morissette and Ryan Reynolds
Kylie Minogue and Olivier Martinez
Anne Heche and Coley Laffoon
Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake
Lance Bass and Reichen Lehmkuhl


Love doesn't always last, and it's a good thing. For many of us, once we enjoy a security blanket known as couplehood, the easy way out is to stick with the relationship, no matter how unhealthy it may be. I, for one, feel indifferent about breakups, whether they happen to celebrities or to my friends. Breakups can be painful, but they afford a fresh start. They make two more people available for the dating market.

I look forward to Alanis Morissette's return to her angst-filled Jagged Little Pill era. I look forward to seeing photos of Kylie Minogue partying panty-less with Paris Hilton, Anne Heche's return to lesbianism, and perhaps a scandalous fling between Justin Timberlake and Lance Bass.

Speaking of love, my current favorite love song is "That's What Love Can Do," sung by Christina Aguilera.

'Cause love can lift you so high
Or it'll leave you to die
And it's not like you ever get to choose
(Which way that it leads you)
Ooh it can play with your mind
Or make you feel so alive
Either way you'll survive 'cause
That's what love can do
Ooh, ohh, ooh
That's what love can do

Sushi Dinner Dates

In the middle of a sushi dinner date recently, I suddenly had another revealation: I don't care for fancy dinner dates, and I hate sushi. I'm more in my elements when I wear t-shirts and jeans, talking inappropriately about gay sex and advanced calculus. For a first date, I'd rather go on a bike tour, fun run, or shopping!
And no more sushi! I started eating Japanese food to fit in with a certain circle of urban gays. I'd find raw fish bland and disgusting. I don't care for the taste of wasabi, and miso soup either. So goodbye, sushi, I can't pretend to like you anymore. I'd rather have a slice of pizza or a bucket of fried chicken!