Vagina Monologue

This is the kind of email I get when I sign up for running races by Pretzel City Sports.


A guy and a girl were done having sex when they decided they were hungry and thirsty too. It was really freezing in the house so they began to argue about who should go get the food and drink.


After a while they decide to have a contest; whoever can come up with
the best poem would be the one to stay in bed.


The guy thought for a second and then said. "OK, here goes!"

"Two times two is four
Add five and it is nine,
I can pee in yours
but you can't pee in mine".


The girl thought for a second and then responded

"Two times two is four
Add five and it is nine,
I know the length of yours but
you'll never know the depth of mine."